More Food Porn – the Oscietra caviar

Because I want to stick something hard in you.. and pick you up,   Then suck the life out of you.     And just doing it once..   is never enough..   .. to the Cold Angel hair pasta, Oscietra caviar VIRGIN .. good luck.. because once, is never enough!   Here’s to food [...]

More Food Porn… The Scones

Tis the weekend… And we are away… But somewhere in the highlands we are having scones with clotted cream and jam.. one of those ridiculously, quintessentially English things that people find so crushingly charming about the English. One of those ridiculously indulgent and fun things one does when in the *Highlands as well.. ..because the [...]

More Food Porn – the Sunday Roast

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I remember ‘Sunday Roasts’ from my Uni days in Cardiff. They were a must. A ritual we looked forward to, with great anticipation. The Sunday roast, usually in the early afternoon for lunch, consisting of roasted meat, roast potato or mashed potato, with accompaniments such as Yorkshire pudding, stuffing, vegetables and gravy.. in this case [...]

More Food Porn – Mr Hairy Crabs

Because I feel like getting Hairy..   and Dirty..   With YOU   And I don’t mind using both my hands either. Hairy crabs.. you dirty, hairy boy.   It’s that time of year again. Where the heat gives way to cooler weather.. Autumn is fast approaching in Hong Kong, and with it, peak season [...]

More Food Porn – the Eggs Benedict

Ahh.. the eggs benedict.   2 poached eggs, ham or bacon, English muffins or toast, and a pitcher of hollandaise sauce (if you can wrestle it away from the kitchen).     And oh.. Hollandaise, I would like to pour it all over my head and just rub it all over myself. Eggs Benedict is [...]

More Food Porn – The Churros

Long, thin, slender.   This is the Western, Yau Char Kwai. Or the Mexican Youtiao, if you like.   Churros are the supermodels of the doughnut world.. i.e. gangly, nubile and vaguely extraterrestrial. They are moist and soft inside, yet dry and hard to the touch.. crisp and fluffy all at once.   You cannot [...]

More Food Porn – The Pork Congee

  Not just any Congee. Pig’s Blood and Intestine Congee..   It’s all a matter of taste really..   (just like porn – food porn, I am saying) Big, fat, lush deep fried intestine.. A gorgeous smattering of cubed gelatinized pig’s blood, shallots, spring onions, strips of ginger, fried garlic and onion oil, tons of [...]

More Food Porn – The Avocado Chicken Cheese Burger

Tis the weekend.. and tis time for more food porn. This one’s for the folks who say, “Sod it.. I’m going to have my fat fix.. and that’s that.” Avocado heaped on to runny fresh cheddar cheese, slapped on to chicken and sandwiched between two crispy butter soaked buns. Tit for tat, butter for fat. [...]

Food Porn – the Curry Chee Cheong Fun

  Not all noodles are created equal.. Some are more exquisite than others.. Some have you hankering for a second plate.. best curry chee cheong fun noodles in Petaling Jaya.. Ah.. food porn is good for the soul. You guys keep asking me where this Curry Chee Cheong Fun stall can be located. Here at [...]

More Food Porn.. Mado

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Slice it, Dice it, Eat it with a fork and knife. I recently had some rather exciting Turkish ice-cream, called Mado Ice Cream on my birthday.. it was divine. It’s harder than conventional ice-cream but super creamy and the best part is.. it hardly melts, even in the heat! So the story goes that the [...]

Food Porn – The Burmese Mohinga

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On our recent trip to Burma/Myanmar, the Mohinga was one of the dishes I really enjoyed pigging out on. Cherished as Burma’s national dish, Mohinga is a comforting noodle soup that exemplifies the earthy flavours of the country’s cuisine. Banana stems look like fibrous white leeks and taste very similar to the fruit. This Myanmar [...]